John Payne

Kanye West's latest album.. Yeah I still don't have it.
Ford Ka Sport in colourful I Like J7 Clothing graphics.
FLAT FLAT FLAT - To live in.
White watch.
New black jeans.
New white new era cap to stick Buzznet stickers on for pictures.
BUZZES AND COMMENTS PLZ OMFG PLZ (lmfao I'm joking.. I'm joking..)
Website.
New Nike jacket, awwwwwyeeeeah.
Sunglasses in preperation for when we have some sun right hurrrr.

Yeah, someone buy me all that stuff.
Nice one :)


J PIZZLE FERSURE (John Payne.. haha.)

Oh my God.

So I got this email to my clothing line's email address yesterday.
From a guy typing in broken English who'd just inherited (sp) his Father's fortune!
He wanted to put £5.5MILLION straight into my bank account.
All I had to do was give him the company's bank details and give him the address so he could come and meet me about it.
Of course I did all this, all the company's funds have gone, this is normal right?

All of the above is true, apart from the last line, the one above this, I'm not that stupid.

I found it humerous though!
Has anyone else had emails like this?
They're funny.

John.